Conditions of Use

"Life is Wasted on the Living"...but that doesn't mean you can't have fun ...

1) All private information will be protected according to our privacy statement.

2) Most orders will ship via priority mail.   Some may go USPS or other methods based on customer wishes.

3) Shipping is calculated automatically.  Partial Shipping Refunds will be given if the difference between the estimated shipping costs exceed the actual shipping costs by $5 or more.

4) We do not endorse the killing and eating of humans, no matter how tasty they look.

5) Items may be returned (unopened) in their original packaging for a full refund (less the cost of return shipping) within 7 business days of receiving it.  Please do drop us a line and let us know that part (or all) of an order is coming back.

6) ........braaaaaaainss...........

7) We do encourage everyone to go out and volunteer in their community.  Living zombies are zombies by choice.  There are many great organizations out there who would love to have your skills in their service.  Check out ZombieMarch.org for one such organization that is run by us here at KingZombie.com