Jesus was a Zombie Postcard (with compelling evidence)

That's right...it's now a postcard featuring the art from the T-shirt. And, on the back where you'd write your message in light grey text is all the support you need for the arguement that Jesus was indeed a zombie. On the back are the following bible quotes:

John 6:54

Who ever eat my flesh, and drink my blood, hath eternal life;

John 6:55

For my flesh is meat, and my blood is drink!

Matthew 28:7

And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead;

Mark 9:10

And they kept that saying with themselves, questioning one with another what the rising from the dead should mean.

Luke 7:15

And he that was dead sat up, and began to speak

Luke 24:5

And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead?

John 2:22

When therefore he was risen from the dead

John 21:14

This is now the third time that Jesus shewed himself to his disciples, after that he was risen from the dead.

Romans 14:9

For to this end Christ both died, and rose, and revived, that he might be Lord both of the dead and living.